Updated Business Terms.....
In lieu of recent business accounting frauds and screw-ups, some business terms have been redefined to better describe the going ons with the WorldComs, Adelphi, Martha.coms and Andersons.
Before:
CEO - Chief Executive Officer
CFO - Chief Financial Officer
NAV - Net Average Value
EPS - Earnings Per Share
EBIT - Earnings Before Income Tax

Now:
CEO - Chief Embezzlement Officer
CFO - Corporate Fraud Officer
NAV - Normal Anderson Valuation
EPS - Eventual Prison Sentence
EBIT - Earnings Before Irregularities and Temperings

On another note; if you type in http://www.loser.com you will get to google.com.