Automobile Acronyms

Have you ever wondered what acronyms are there for those car brands in the market? Well you're in luck, here's some acronyms for those brands that we love or hate so much:

Acura – Asia’s Curse Upon Rural America
Audi – Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW – Brings Me Women / Broke My Wallet
Chevrolet – Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Dodge – Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere / Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires
Fiat – Fix It Again, Tony / Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Ford – Fast Only Rolling Downhill / Fix Or Repair Daily / Found On Roadside Dead / First On Race Day
GM – Garbage Motors / Getta Mechanic / Gluteus Maximus / Generous Motors
Honda – Hallmark Of Non-Destructible Automobiles
Hyundai – Hope You Understand Nothings Drivable And Inexpensive
Jeep – Just Expect Every Problem
Mopar – Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly / Miscellaneous Oddball Parts
Assembled Ridiculously
Saab – Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
Subaru – Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
Toyota – Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Volvo – Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Porsche – Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything